Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Answer: Noah -- he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Answer: Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit (oops, that should read "prophet").

Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Answer: Ruth-less.

Question: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Answer: Nebuchadnezzar -- he was on grass for seven years.

Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Answer: Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
2 Corinthians 4:8 describes a group traveling in a Volkswagen Bug: "We are hard pressed on every side."

Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Answer: Samson -- he brought the house down (Judges 16:30).

Question: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
Answer: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Question: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:23-24)?
Answer: They were really put out.

Question: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
Answer: They really raised Cain.

Question: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Answer: "Your mother ate us out of house and home" (Genesis 3:6).

Question: The ark was built in 3 stories. The top one had a window to let in light. How did the bottom two stories get light?
Answer: They used floodlights.

Question: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: David -- he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Question: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
Answer: The thought had never entered his head before.

Question: If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
Answer: No, he already fell for it once.

Question: What is the best way to get to Paradise?
Answer: Turn right and go straight.

Question: Which of Yahweh's servants was the Bible's most flagrant lawbreaker?
Answer: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Question: Which area of the Promised Land was especially wealthy?
Answer: The area around the Jordan where the banks kept overflowing.

Question: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
Answer: Because Job 16:12 says: "All was well with me, but . . . he seized me by the neck"

Question: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Question: Which Bible character had no parents?
Answer: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).

Question: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
Answer: He only had two worms.

Question: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck

Question: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
Answer: Psalms 117

Question: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
Answer: Psalms 119

Question: As far as chapter count goes, which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
Answer: Psalms 118

sports day i take part in 100m C boy and came in Third next year i am going for 100m, 400m, 800m. I start training on running every night at 10pm i will start running from my house to lot 1 then run back.

On 30 March i attend the school singing comptition, I sing the song 无乐不作 from 海角七号. The music that i use Jack helped me to clear the singer voice, but in the end i did'n get in to the final...

The best student of the term for term one 2009.