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But there is too many photo so i need some time to do so...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-9141251018314169184?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/9141251018314169184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2010/03/update.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/9141251018314169184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/9141251018314169184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2010/03/update.html' title='Update'/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-983101045374202185</id><published>2010-03-03T04:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T04:27:17.600-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-983101045374202185?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/983101045374202185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2010/03/melaka.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/983101045374202185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/983101045374202185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2010/03/melaka.html' title=''/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-5540114295081679780</id><published>2010-03-03T02:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T02:48:55.740-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/S44-Y9w7Y6I/AAAAAAAAACY/Z_WYK7HU_Hg/s1600-h/2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/S44-Y9w7Y6I/AAAAAAAAACY/Z_WYK7HU_Hg/s320/2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444357598155072418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ms.Dawn look cool lo =P.&lt;br /&gt;Hope that she dont have blog...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-5540114295081679780?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/5540114295081679780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2010/03/ms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/5540114295081679780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/5540114295081679780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2010/03/ms.html' title=''/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/S44-Y9w7Y6I/AAAAAAAAACY/Z_WYK7HU_Hg/s72-c/2.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-7083844610537137329</id><published>2009-06-26T06:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T06:29:14.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Busying...</title><content type='html'>Two more day the holiday over and the school start.why~why holiday so short. I just started to enjoy it... Still have homework need to do, fun ice breaker need to think...If not fun i think i will be kill... O ya when the school started i cant play com any more,my poor com i will miss you.   T.T&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-7083844610537137329?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/7083844610537137329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/06/busying.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/7083844610537137329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/7083844610537137329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/06/busying.html' title='Busying...'/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-14002272257988309</id><published>2009-05-12T03:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T03:54:04.309-07:00</updated><title type='text'>...</title><content type='html'>1.题目: 一边......一边...... &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子.(老师评语: 他到底是要脱啊?还是要穿啊?)3 &lt;br /&gt;2.题目: 课本 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写:上课本来就很无聊 .(老师评语: 上课要专心) &lt;br /&gt;3题目: 天真 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 今天真热.(老师评语: 你真天真) &lt;br /&gt;4题目:其中 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了.(老师评语:你是蜈蚣,啊?) &lt;br /&gt;5题目:你看 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊 ? .(老师评语: 不要太拽了) &lt;br /&gt;6题目:你(唱歌)我(跳舞) &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 你(好吗)我(很好).(老师评语:你在写英语翻译吗?) &lt;br /&gt;7题目 照样造句 例题 别人都夸我( )其实我( ) &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写:别人都夸我(很帅)其实我(是戴面具的) .(老师评语:什么面具这么好用啊?) &lt;br /&gt;8题目 陆陆续续 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 下班了爸爸陆陆续续的回来了.(老师评语:你爸爸真多啊) &lt;br /&gt;9题目:先......再...... 例题 :先吃饭,再洗澡. &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写:先生,再见! .(老师评语:.................) &lt;br /&gt;10皮开肉绽 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,吓的我皮开肉绽.(老师评语:我真佩服你) &lt;br /&gt;11 题目:欣欣向荣-------比喻生长美好的样子 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 我的弟弟张的欣欣向荣.(老师评语:孩子你的弟弟是植物吗) &lt;br /&gt;另个小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白.(老师评语:连续剧不要看太多了!) &lt;br /&gt;12题目: 果然 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友说: 昨天我吃水果.然后喝凉水(老师评语:是词组,不能分开的) &lt;br /&gt;小朋友又说:老师我还没说完呢,果然晚上拉肚子了~ .(老师:.........) &lt;br /&gt;13 题目 : 好吃 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写: 好吃个屁.(老师:.........) &lt;br /&gt;14题目：难过 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写：我家门前的大沟真难过.(老师:沟你难过......晕了...) &lt;br /&gt;15题目: 况且 &lt;br /&gt;小朋友写:一辆火车经过, 况且况且况且况且........(老师评语:......&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-14002272257988309?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-5966615917189294617</id><published>2009-05-12T03:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T03:52:16.606-07:00</updated><title type='text'>思念</title><content type='html'>思念一个人就象万千只蚂蚁在你心里不停的爬，让你痒的要命，可又没办法抓，思念一个人就象深夜中无主的幽魂，尖叫着游荡在尘世间，无依又无助，思念一个人就象喝了一杯苦酒，流淌在心间，所有的血液全化为苦涩，特别是暗恋一个人。 &lt;br /&gt;我欲拔剑断情，情丝却紧缠我身心。我欲借酒忘却相思之苦，苦涩却化为流泉清洗我心灵。我欲飞跃长空傲啸，却将依人的名字喊出口。问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许，情深人何以堪，何以堪？ &lt;br /&gt;我踏波寻觅千年的情缘，却将爱恋遗忘在轮回之道，当前世回忆如潮退回我脑，心酸之感夜夜折磨我身心。我仗剑行侠人间数十载，世人皆言我盖世英豪，当心上人面容如电划过长空，我轰然倒地，雨狂倾，雷狂鸣，我心中之情，心中之苦，心中之恋，告之谁，告之谁？ &lt;br /&gt;黑夜是我心灵安宁的归宿，我在午夜总爱凝视着天际，那无际的黑暗曾是我渴望摆脱的恶梦，而如今，我却喜欢上了它，让黑暗吞噬着一切，让正义的光芒隐藏在那黑暗之中，拯救所有迷失方向的人吧。&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-1072894737238329597</id><published>2009-04-15T07:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-15T07:52:29.384-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bible trivia jokes: A little humor from an e-mail floating around the Internet</title><content type='html'>Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Noah -- he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit (oops, that should read "prophet").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Ruth-less.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Nebuchadnezzar -- he was on grass for seven years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.&lt;br /&gt;Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.&lt;br /&gt;2 Corinthians 4:8 describes a group traveling in a Volkswagen Bug: "We are hard pressed on every side."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Samson -- he brought the house down (Judges 16:30).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:23-24)?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: They were really put out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: They really raised Cain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: "Your mother ate us out of house and home" (Genesis 3:6).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: The ark was built in 3 stories. The top one had a window to let in light. How did the bottom two stories get light?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: They used floodlights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: David -- he rocked Goliath to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: The thought had never entered his head before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: No, he already fell for it once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Question: What is the best way to get to Paradise?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Turn right and go straight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Which of Yahweh's servants was the Bible's most flagrant lawbreaker?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: &lt;a href="http://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/moses.htm"&gt;Moses&lt;/a&gt;, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Which area of the Promised Land was especially wealthy?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: The area around the Jordan where the banks kept overflowing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Because Job 16:12 says: "All was well with me, but . . . he seized me by the neck"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Which Bible character had no parents?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: Why didn't Noah go fishing?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: He only had two worms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/trivia.htm#top"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Question: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Psalms 117&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Psalms 119&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Question: As far as chapter count goes, which chapter is in the center of the Bible?&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Psalms 118&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-1072894737238329597?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/1072894737238329597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/bible-trivia-jokes-little-humor-from-e.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/1072894737238329597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/1072894737238329597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/bible-trivia-jokes-little-humor-from-e.html' title='Bible trivia jokes: A little humor from an e-mail floating around the Internet'/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-4614523471897499901</id><published>2009-04-15T03:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-15T03:35:58.682-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeW3RTsYf4I/AAAAAAAAABo/RpAnnIIPlZw/s1600-h/s2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324863642407567234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeW3RTsYf4I/AAAAAAAAABo/RpAnnIIPlZw/s320/s2.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeW3RGTk5ZI/AAAAAAAAABg/1tjbezjJy7s/s1600-h/s.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324863638813861266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeW3RGTk5ZI/AAAAAAAAABg/1tjbezjJy7s/s320/s.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;sports day i take part in 100m C boy and came in Third next year i am going for 100m, 400m, 800m. I start training on running every night at 10pm i will start running from my house to lot 1 then run back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-4614523471897499901?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/4614523471897499901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/sports-day-i-take-part-in-100m-c-boy.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/4614523471897499901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/4614523471897499901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/sports-day-i-take-part-in-100m-c-boy.html' title=''/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeW3RTsYf4I/AAAAAAAAABo/RpAnnIIPlZw/s72-c/s2.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-2116727577006069790</id><published>2009-04-15T03:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T04:25:44.397-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeWxzFRynnI/AAAAAAAAAA4/p5m8BZWqiIU/s1600-h/s1n.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324857625583722098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeWxzFRynnI/AAAAAAAAAA4/p5m8BZWqiIU/s320/s1n.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; On 30 March i attend the school singing comptition, I sing the song 无乐不作 from 海角七号. The music that i use Jack helped me to clear the singer voice, but in the end i did'n get in to the final...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-2116727577006069790?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/2116727577006069790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/on-30-march-i-attend-school-singing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/2116727577006069790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/2116727577006069790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/on-30-march-i-attend-school-singing.html' title=''/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeWxzFRynnI/AAAAAAAAAA4/p5m8BZWqiIU/s72-c/s1n.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1011530714075375007.post-3627443142019400184</id><published>2009-04-15T03:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-15T03:05:30.633-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeWxIECJOsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/PvX9QX1jfRs/s1600-h/t.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324856886515284674" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeWxIECJOsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/PvX9QX1jfRs/s320/t.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;The best student of the term for term one 2009.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1011530714075375007-3627443142019400184?l=wchaofan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/feeds/3627443142019400184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-student-of-term-for-term-one-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/3627443142019400184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1011530714075375007/posts/default/3627443142019400184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wchaofan.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-student-of-term-for-term-one-2009.html' title=''/><author><name>kingdom of Rice</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02891229625631786051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='27' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SecYrPnlKhI/AAAAAAAAAB4/YFz48R9qiic/S220/Picture+226.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WOMg7RB-SCM/SeWxIECJOsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/PvX9QX1jfRs/s72-c/t.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
